Limericks

francoisfou · Postby **francoisfou** » Fri May 27, 2022 4:16 pm

It was not Monkey pox

Galfon · Postby **Galfon** » Fri May 27, 2022 6:44 pm

just chafes from her frocks

francoisfou · Postby **francoisfou** » Sat May 28, 2022 2:12 pm

That inflamed her troublesome piles.

francoisfou · Postby **francoisfou** » Sat May 28, 2022 2:14 pm

Her doctor prescribed some Deep Heat

Galfon · Postby **Galfon** » Sat May 28, 2022 5:41 pm

to apply before, then after - repeat

francoisfou · Postby **francoisfou** » Sat May 28, 2022 8:03 pm

The pain was intense

Galfon · Postby **Galfon** » Sat May 28, 2022 10:09 pm

but relief immense

francoisfou · Postby **francoisfou** » Tue May 31, 2022 6:14 am

But the smell knocked you right off your feet.

francoisfou · Postby **francoisfou** » Tue May 31, 2022 6:17 am

A young girl from Berwick-on-Tweed..

Galfon · Postby **Galfon** » Tue May 31, 2022 8:07 pm

got caught in a drunken stampede

francoisfou · Postby **francoisfou** » Wed Jun 08, 2022 10:09 am

The booze had been flowing..

Galfon · Postby **Galfon** » Thu Jun 09, 2022 2:22 pm

some just kept going..

francoisfou · Postby **francoisfou** » Fri Jun 10, 2022 11:16 am

So she fled to the hills at full speed.

She was scared someone might pop her cherry..

Galfon · Postby **Galfon** » Fri Jun 10, 2022 8:12 pm

she was taking home for her friend, Terry

francoisfou · Postby **francoisfou** » Mon Jun 13, 2022 5:38 pm

But Tel's just a cad..

Galfon · Postby **Galfon** » Tue Jun 14, 2022 7:59 pm

a right jack-the-lad..

francoisfou · Postby **francoisfou** » Tue Jun 21, 2022 9:03 pm

Who stays home to watch Tom and Jerry.

A drunkard from Burton-on-Trent

Galfon · Postby **Galfon** » Wed Jun 22, 2022 9:41 pm

would sleep at the pub in his tent

francoisfou · Postby **francoisfou** » Sun Jun 26, 2022 4:25 pm

But he was swiftly ejected..

Galfon · Postby **Galfon** » Mon Jun 27, 2022 6:15 pm

the ground disinfected..

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