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Postby Galfon » Wed Aug 05, 2020 10:38 pm

Scientists studying coronavirus transmission in different animal species have reported spikes in porcupine populations.

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Postby Galfon » Sun Aug 09, 2020 5:31 pm

Next week, I am going to try a different bread item every day.
Roll on Monday..
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With bread shortages affecting areas in total lockdown, police are concerned about dough smuggling.There are reports of rising cases in local airports.

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Postby Buggaluggs » Wed Sep 02, 2020 7:48 pm

Have you tried blind archery?

No?

You don't know what you're missing

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Postby Puja » Wed Sep 02, 2020 7:58 pm

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Re: Crap Joke fred.

Postby Puja » Wed Sep 02, 2020 7:59 pm

I met a girl with twelve nipples.
Sounds funny
Dozen tit.

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Postby Galfon » Thu Sep 10, 2020 3:04 pm

Man in bar, to language student:
"I've been learning German for twenty years !"
Student: "Zwanzig jahren isn't it ?.."

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Postby Galfon » Thu Sep 10, 2020 3:17 pm

3 men stranded on a desert island dig up an old bottle on the beach that when opened, freed a Genie trapped for a thousand years..
"You have set me free after a long long time - In return I will grant each of you a free wish, anything you desire..."
Man 1:" I need to get off this island and get back home.."
He disappeared in a puff of smoke.
Man 2: "I too would like to go home, back to my family."
He was gone
Man 3: "I am feeling so lonely already, please could I have my friends back ?"


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