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Postby Galfon » Wed Aug 05, 2020 10:38 pm

Scientists studying coronavirus transmission in different animal species have reported spikes in porcupine populations.

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Postby Galfon » Sun Aug 09, 2020 5:31 pm

Next week, I am going to try a different bread item every day.
Roll on Monday..
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With bread shortages affecting areas in total lockdown, police are concerned about dough smuggling.There are reports of rising cases in local airports.

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Postby Buggaluggs » Wed Sep 02, 2020 7:48 pm

Have you tried blind archery?

No?

You don't know what you're missing

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Postby Puja » Wed Sep 02, 2020 7:58 pm

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Postby Puja » Wed Sep 02, 2020 7:59 pm

I met a girl with twelve nipples.
Sounds funny
Dozen tit.

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Postby Galfon » Thu Sep 10, 2020 3:04 pm

Man in bar, to language student:
"I've been learning German for twenty years !"
Student: "Zwanzig jahren isn't it ?.."

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Postby Galfon » Thu Sep 10, 2020 3:17 pm

3 men stranded on a desert island dig up an old bottle on the beach that when opened, freed a Genie trapped for a thousand years..
"You have set me free after a long long time - In return I will grant each of you a free wish, anything you desire..."
Man 1:" I need to get off this island and get back home.."
He disappeared in a puff of smoke.
Man 2: "I too would like to go home, back to my family."
He was gone
Man 3: "I am feeling so lonely already, please could I have my friends back ?"

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Postby Galfon » Thu Jan 07, 2021 3:21 pm

My wife just applied for a job helping someone with a keyboard disability typing capital letters.It's shift work.

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Postby Buggaluggs » Sun Jan 10, 2021 5:43 pm

If you're here for the yodelling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly queue.

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Postby Puja » Sun Jan 10, 2021 8:16 pm

Buggaluggs wrote:If you're here for the yodelling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly queue.


That is truly terrible. Please excuse me while I share it with everyone I know.

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Postby Buggaluggs » Fri Jan 22, 2021 4:22 pm

I was once engaged to a girl with a wooden leg. She was really upset when I broke it off.

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Postby morepork » Fri Jan 22, 2021 7:20 pm

I don’t like the term, “anal bleaching.” I prefer, “changing your ring tone.”


The drummer in my band has just had twin girls. He called them Anna One, Anna Two...

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Postby Puja » Fri Jan 22, 2021 7:26 pm

morepork wrote:I don’t like the term, “anal bleaching.” I prefer, “changing your ring tone.”


The drummer in my band has just had twin girls. He called them Anna One, Anna Two...


As you mentioned musicians, I've got a Slovakian friend who's a sound technician.

And a Czech one too, and a Czech one too.

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