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Re: Limericks

Postby Galfon » Mon Oct 04, 2021 9:22 pm

from a big mussels-boy

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Re: Limericks

Postby francoisfou » Mon Oct 11, 2021 9:09 pm

Who tweaked her unmentionable bits.

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Re: Limericks

Postby francoisfou » Mon Oct 11, 2021 9:11 pm

Mother Superior was dismayed..

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Re: Limericks

Postby Galfon » Tue Oct 12, 2021 1:03 pm

at the manner she was being played

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Re: Limericks

Postby francoisfou » Sun Oct 17, 2021 12:56 pm

So she went out on the town..

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Re: Limericks

Postby Galfon » Sun Oct 17, 2021 7:06 pm

with just heels and a gown

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Re: Limericks

Postby francoisfou » Tue Oct 26, 2021 4:38 pm

With only one goal - to get laid.









The first bloke she met was called Fred..

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Re: Limericks

Postby Tobylerone » Wed Oct 27, 2021 11:01 am

Who looked like he`d been raised from the dead..


like this thread..

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Re: Limericks

Postby Galfon » Wed Oct 27, 2021 3:50 pm

She moved swiftly on

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Re: Limericks

Postby francoisfou » Wed Oct 27, 2021 3:56 pm

To a fella called Ron

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Re: Limericks

Postby Galfon » Wed Oct 27, 2021 4:20 pm

who invited her into his shed.


She decided to take a look around

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Re: Limericks

Postby francoisfou » Sat Oct 30, 2021 8:44 am

But what she saw, just made her frown

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Re: Limericks

Postby Galfon » Sat Oct 30, 2021 9:42 pm

In jars there were parts

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Re: Limericks

Postby francoisfou » Sun Oct 31, 2021 7:20 am

Of dismembered tarts :o

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Re: Limericks

Postby Galfon » Sun Oct 31, 2021 8:10 am

and jam splashed over the ground.

An artist from Alderley Edge

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Re: Limericks

Postby francoisfou » Thu Nov 11, 2021 1:29 pm

Lived his life on a knife - edge..

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Re: Limericks

Postby Galfon » Thu Nov 11, 2021 6:36 pm

Sometimes he'd fall off

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Re: Limericks

Postby Tobylerone » Fri Nov 19, 2021 4:11 pm

And blame it all on his cough..

Last legs..

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Re: Limericks

Postby Galfon » Sat Nov 20, 2021 1:28 am

a right nasty variant, so alleged. :|

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Re: Limericks

Postby francoisfou » Tue Nov 23, 2021 7:54 pm

Some say, this thread's going to die..

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Re: Limericks

Postby Galfon » Wed Nov 24, 2021 12:09 am

others declare 'pie-in-the-sky..'

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Re: Limericks

Postby Tobylerone » Wed Nov 24, 2021 9:21 am

Well, the Defib. might work.

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Re: Limericks

Postby Galfon » Wed Nov 24, 2021 7:47 pm

with a bit of a jerk

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Re: Limericks

Postby francoisfou » Mon Nov 29, 2021 1:57 pm

Or a wee dram and a tasty mince pie :)









They say a scotch is good for the soul..

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Re: Limericks

Postby Galfon » Mon Nov 29, 2021 10:04 pm

for those high and mighty, or just on the dole


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