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Limericks

Postby francoisfou » Sat Jul 03, 2021 3:09 pm

Many moons ago on the Irish board there was a limerick thread which was quite entertaining, and I propose to relaunch it.
Each contributor writes a line and the one who finishes the limerick writes the first line of the next.

So here goes:

A miserable ol' fecker from Fife,

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Re: Limericks

Postby Tobylerone » Sat Jul 03, 2021 11:04 pm

Thought this thread might have a short life..*




*slightly north of Fife.

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Re: Limericks

Postby francoisfou » Sun Jul 04, 2021 8:35 am

But his pal from Dundee..

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Re: Limericks

Postby Tobylerone » Sun Jul 04, 2021 12:06 pm

Which is not like Paris..

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Re: Limericks

Postby francoisfou » Sun Jul 04, 2021 1:52 pm

From whence came his trouble and strife.







An elderly woman from Crewe

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Re: Limericks

Postby Tobylerone » Sun Jul 04, 2021 10:08 pm

Her legs, they were all black and blue..

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Re: Limericks

Postby francoisfou » Mon Jul 05, 2021 3:55 pm

And bandy and hairy..

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Re: Limericks

Postby Puja » Mon Jul 05, 2021 6:26 pm

So thick you would swear she'd...
Backist Monk

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Re: Limericks

Postby Tobylerone » Tue Jul 06, 2021 9:47 am

Just recently escaped from a zoo..








A lonely Irish panda called Moi-Moi....

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Re: Limericks

Postby francoisfou » Tue Jul 06, 2021 11:33 am

Took a fancy to Stella Artois(trois!)

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Re: Limericks

Postby Tobylerone » Tue Jul 06, 2021 3:54 pm

She woke with a sore head..

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Re: Limericks

Postby francoisfou » Tue Jul 06, 2021 7:04 pm

Feeling half-dead..

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Re: Limericks

Postby Puja » Tue Jul 06, 2021 9:44 pm

When she saw who she had brought home from the bar.



A venerable man from Greece...
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Re: Limericks

Postby francoisfou » Wed Jul 07, 2021 8:25 am

Had become extremely obese..

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Re: Limericks

Postby Tobylerone » Wed Jul 07, 2021 9:39 am

He lost sight of his feet..

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Re: Limericks

Postby francoisfou » Wed Jul 07, 2021 11:06 am

Which were rather petite

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Re: Limericks

Postby Tobylerone » Wed Jul 07, 2021 2:31 pm

He decided to cut down on the cheese..

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Re: Limericks

Postby Tobylerone » Wed Jul 07, 2021 2:32 pm

Old Luigi, he was keen on the Grappa..

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Re: Limericks

Postby Puja » Wed Jul 07, 2021 3:09 pm

It made him convinced he was a rapper
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Re: Limericks

Postby francoisfou » Wed Jul 07, 2021 3:52 pm

But it was not to be..

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Re: Limericks

Postby Buggaluggs » Wed Jul 07, 2021 8:57 pm

Cos he's no Jay-Z

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Re: Limericks

Postby francoisfou » Thu Jul 08, 2021 4:06 am

Then went out to look for a slapper.
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Re: Limericks

Postby francoisfou » Thu Jul 08, 2021 4:07 am

She said, « Luigi, you daft old fool »

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Re: Limericks

Postby Buggaluggs » Fri Jul 09, 2021 7:25 pm

You know I can handle a tool

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Re: Limericks

Postby francoisfou » Fri Jul 09, 2021 9:13 pm

So he lay down on her bed..


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