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Re: Limericks

Postby Tobylerone » Sun Jul 11, 2021 2:47 pm

Then she whispered, "I`m Fred.."

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Re: Limericks

Postby Buggaluggs » Mon Jul 12, 2021 2:40 am

and their tools engaged in a duel

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Re: Limericks

Postby Buggaluggs » Mon Jul 12, 2021 2:40 am

There was a young man from Nantucket

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Re: Limericks

Postby francoisfou » Mon Jul 12, 2021 6:32 am

Who was violently ill in a bucket..

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Re: Limericks

Postby francoisfou » Thu Jul 22, 2021 8:58 pm

Buggaluggs wrote:There was a young man from Nantucket

Hey, Buggaluggs! We don’t want this thread to die! Cheers. Chris (alias francoisfou!
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Re: Limericks

Postby Buggaluggs » Thu Jul 22, 2021 9:44 pm

I do not recall..

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Re: Limericks

Postby francoisfou » Fri Jul 23, 2021 3:59 pm

If he was on a pub crawl..

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Re: Limericks

Postby Buggaluggs » Fri Jul 23, 2021 6:49 pm

as he tripped and fell, yelling: Oh Fuck it

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Re: Limericks

Postby francoisfou » Mon Jul 26, 2021 2:37 pm

An old man from Chalfont St Giles...

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Re: Limericks

Postby Buggaluggs » Tue Jul 27, 2021 3:07 pm

Was concerned by the state of his piles

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Re: Limericks

Postby francoisfou » Tue Jul 27, 2021 4:01 pm

Then an 'ol mate from Thatcham..

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Re: Limericks

Postby Buggaluggs » Tue Jul 27, 2021 6:24 pm

Shoved a fork up his rectum

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Re: Limericks

Postby Puja » Wed Jul 28, 2021 11:16 am

And after that, he was all smiles.
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Re: Limericks

Postby Buggaluggs » Thu Jul 29, 2021 5:24 am

Puja wrote:And after that, he was all smiles.


I think you're up to start the next one PJ. And I won't dwell on my concern that you associate 'all smiles' with a fork up the rectum.

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Re: Limericks

Postby Puja » Thu Jul 29, 2021 9:03 am

No charge for the disturbing imagery, Buggaluggs. How about this for a first line then:


A regular Rugby Rebels shitposter...
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Re: Limericks

Postby francoisfou » Thu Jul 29, 2021 11:19 am

Was reputed to be a bit of a boaster..

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Re: Limericks

Postby Buggaluggs » Thu Jul 29, 2021 2:19 pm

but his grin turned to frown

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Re: Limericks

Postby francoisfou » Fri Jul 30, 2021 8:34 am

And his trousers turned brown..

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Re: Limericks

Postby Puja » Fri Jul 30, 2021 1:00 pm

As the players he'd slated came closer




A bright young person from Tring
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Re: Limericks

Postby francoisfou » Fri Jul 30, 2021 1:17 pm

Had a date with a girl from Beijing..

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Re: Limericks

Postby Buggaluggs » Sat Jul 31, 2021 4:55 pm

but her kung pao was rank

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Re: Limericks

Postby francoisfou » Sun Aug 01, 2021 11:47 am

And her whatsitsname stank..

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Re: Limericks

Postby Buggaluggs » Sun Aug 01, 2021 9:11 pm

while her thumb violated his ring



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Re: Limericks

Postby Puja » Sun Aug 01, 2021 10:14 pm

And a selection of ferrets and stoats
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Re: Limericks

Postby francoisfou » Sun Aug 01, 2021 10:32 pm

And they all ran amok


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